Lament of a Non-Athletic Girl

I love sports just as much as the next person. Football, even more so. However, I was not blessed with any athletic ability. I mean, I guess I could go on a rampage about how dance really is a sport and probably harder than a lot of other sports out there, but I've done that too many times and people are turning a deaf ear to me.
Actually, if dance was not choreographed step for step, then I probably wouldn't be good at that either. I trip across flat surfaces, I run into walls, and don't even get me started on my hand-eye coordination.
I really wish that I was good at sports, I really do. I tried for years to become good at basketball so that I could play with my friends and they would actually want me on their team. I even attempted volleyball. I used to be awesome at softball, but I lost my confidence in high school.
The reason why I'm kicking myself now is because I live with an extremely athletic roommate. She's a kick-butt soccer player and will go play any sport with a bunch of people for n, (i.e. guys). You see, guys here like a girl who will get out and play with them. Guys want girls who are fearless. I am definitely not fearless when it comes to sports. I tried once, though. I went to play walleyball and it didn't end well. The guys we played with only remember me from that incident.
So while I'm sitting in my apartment eating a breakfast burrito in my PJs, and writing a journal entry for my class that probably no one will read except my professor, my roommate is out, making guy friends and being awesome. Score!