Hey! is for Horses and Chickens and Fish

I stole this idea from my Creative Writing class. I fell in love with the idea. It's not cheating is it? Oh well.
I remember when I realized that . . . .

I left the milk in the cupboard and not the fridge.
I fell in love with him.
I count my steps when I walk.
I am a hopeless romantic.
I cannot play sports.
Taylor Swift knew my life.
Boys are D-Bags.
I have nightmares when I sleep on my back.
I'm obsessed with sparkly things.
My grandpa wasn't going to come back.
I forgot I was left-handed.
I am extremely stubborn and sarcastic. A bad combination.
I wanted to be a dance teacher.
I'm more clumsy than a new born deer.
I had always wanted to be an astronaut.