MASH

After 2 weeks of absolutely dreadful training for my new job, I was about ready to shoot my foot. The last day was the worst. I spent my entire day on the computer and a conference call for a virtual class and the most I learned was how to say "Welcome to Wells Fargo, my name is Shalese. What can I do for you today?" Awful. So, on my last day, I decided to get in touch with my middle school self and played MASH. Here are my results: Meeting through my new, successful party planning business, Chris Evans and I will meet and fall in love immediately. He will convert. We will get married in the San Diego Temple. After a drastic career change from acting to carpentry, my Captain America will take me to Ireland to live out our days in a cliff-side mansion. We'll get started on our 3 kids right away and we'll have lots of horses. Unfortunately, at age 30, I will die in a tragic bungee jumping mishap. . . I was gunning for immortality, but you can't mess with the MASH god. This is real life people.