Ode to Lunchables

I love Lunchables! I don't know if it's the irresistable taste of the ham- (water added) or just the memory of field trips in elementary school that does it for me. . . But, they are cheap, quick, and taste great with Tang! One annoying little downside to Lunchables is how they get stuck at the roof of your mouth. The cheese can really get in there. However, one of my roommates kindly pointed out that if you put the ham on top of the cheese, it will act as a buffer between the roof of your mouth and the cheese. Thus, preventing the annoying cementation to your mouth. BONUS!
Since we're doing poetry in Creative Writing for the next couple of weeks, I thought I'd write a Haiku in honor of the amazing Lunchable.

Ham and Swiss on wheat.
CapriSun and candy too.
Makes field trips more fun.

Amazing, isn't it? Can you tell I have nothing else to write about?!?