Tuesday, July 3, 2012

So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way...

Apart from work, I have no life. Thus, I started watching seasons 3 and 4 of Friends, (which I just barely bought at my new favorite store: Hastings) to fill the void in my life.

I love Friends.

Okay, that was the understatement of the year. I mean, I could probably beat everyone at any Friends trivia game. Seriously though.

As a child, it probably was not the most appropriate thing I could have been watching, but I was innocent, and the innuendos and other such behavior went right over my head. Anyway. I love watching Friends because, seriously, no matter what mood I am in at the time, Friends will always make me laugh. How can you not laugh at the fact that Ross's teeth glow in the dark, or that his leather pants shrink, or Phoebe's best song is about a cat that smells, or that Joey and Chandler get a chick and a duck? I could go on, but I won't.

My favorite season of Friends would probably have to be season 2 for the obvious reason that Ross and Rachel get together, (I'm a big RandR lover) but it is also stinking hilarious. I finished up season 3 today and just started 4 and I was bumming out hard core. Why? Ross and Rachel broke up. Seriously, that depressed me. I know, I'm pathetic, but hey, I live vicariously through them, so what are you gonna do?

Anyway, I was just sitting there, watching their awesome relationship falling apart and thinking back on all of the scumbags I've had to deal with in my dating lifetime and I just thought, man, I really, really, really want a Ross. He just loves Rachel soooo much and he's good, and kind, and sort of nerdy, but still really smooth, and he adores Rachel. I want a Ross.

So, if any of you out there know of a man that fits this description (and is single. And LDS. And age appropriate) send him my way, or point me in his direction. Until then, I will continue my Friends marathon. At this rate, I should be done by next week. :)

Monday, July 2, 2012

Things That Make Me Go :D

Life is hard. And sometimes it can be really crappy. Like, curl up in a ball under your covers, and never want to come out of your bed ever again crappy. But, thankfully there are some things in life that, no matter how hard or sucky life can be, they will always make it better.

1. Watching Friends episodes. Seriously, never fails to get a giggle out of me.
2. Dr. Pepper. Can cure anything from a headache to a broken heart.
3. Listening to If I Were the King of the Forest on the Wizard of Oz soundtrack. Honestly, if you don't know what I'm talking about, stop what you're doing and look it up.
4. Getting hugs and kisses from my nieces and nephews. The love I feel from them is always a booster.
5. Ice Cream. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy Ice Cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
6. Chocolate. Is an explanation necessary?
7. Good, long chats with amazing friends. Seriously, you guys are awesome.
8. Swimming. I've always been a bit of a fish.
9. Reading the scriptures. Need to do this one a lot more :/
10. Going to the temple. How can that NOT make you happy?
11. Watching a chick flick. The best ones will include Hugh Grant and/or Sandra Bullock
12. Dancing. This will always put a smile on my face.
13. Thunder storms. I don't know what it is, but it is so theraputic!
14. Getting my hair did. This, also, is theraputic.
15. Hanging out with my mom. We're soul mates. As far as mother and daughters go.
16. Roller coasters. I'm kind of an adrenaline junkie.
17. Reading. It's an adventure right in your home.
18. Star gazing. I hate living in the city for this reason.
19. Being crafty. Who doesn't love to make stuff?
20. Painting my nails. It's like I'm a new woman!


If you can't tell, my hair is now BLACK!